Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
though-hell-should-bar-the-way:
how about i stab you in the chest
There’s too much blood and they both know it. This is it. No more redos, no more reset buttons. Dean looks over at where Sam’s sprawled on the ground three feet away. He can barely breathe, ribs skewering his insides, and all he can taste is blood and bile. But he can still see Sammy. Even if Sam can’t see him.
His baby brother’s hazel eyes are slowing but surely glazing over.
Dean feels it coming, the dark, it’s eating away at the corners of his eyes and his mind. He searches for something to say, anything, everything in this last moment, but all he manages to cough out is one, final, single word.
“Bitch.”
Sam laughs and it’s wet, hacking, his last breath.
“Jerk,” he replies and they both know, sure as anything, that what they’re really saying is “I love you” and “See you soon.”
(Source: ramrambolton)
Forgive me, I’m only human.
(Source: theduckman)
Don’t touch my pizza.
i can’t literally stop staring at this
IM SORRY BUT LOGAN DIDN’T CHANGE AT ALL. THE PICTURE JUST HAS BETTER LIGHTING.
(Source: unicorn-feelings)
full movies on youtube
“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
sherlockshuntersandcompanions:
theraggedyconsultingdetective:
i-could-have-lost-both-of-you:
SWEET MOTHERFUCKER
JESUS CHRIST
SCREAMING
OH MY GOD NO NO NO
SCREAMS
I will write this fanfiction. Does someone want me to write it because I will if one person requests it.
YES SWEET MOTHER OF GOD WRITE THIS FANFIC
(Source: tennantsbluebox)
hannibal genderswap → sasha alexander as hannah lecter
“This is delicious, Dr. Lecter.”
“That’s kind of you, Detective Rizzoli. Next time, bring your husband. I’d love to have you both for dinner.”
‘get back in the kitchen’
sure
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
(Source: chinchillahime)
oh fuck you
STOP ASSAULTING MY EYES WITH YOUR ATTRACTIVENESS,
Also, just kiss each other and then have sex.
(Source: truthtakes-time)
Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.